6 Adorable Cat Behaviors With Shockingly Evil Explanations

6 Adorable Cat Behaviors With Shockingly Evil Explanations on Cracked

The dead bird, seemingly gift wrapped in ruffled feathers and crimson ribbon, isn’t actually an offering to the owner at all, but more like a training exercise. See, cats teach their kittens and other dependent family members how to hunt and catch prey in gradual steps. When Fluffy dropped the corpse on your shoe, that was lesson number one in her teaching curriculum. She has noticed your appalling lack of hunting skills and inability to catch your own food, and is trying to teach you, as she would one of her kittens, how to feed yourself.

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